A guy just came back to office and people all around was congratulating him since his wife just gave birth to their 3rd baby. He was talking to the person sitting beside me so I overheard the whole "giving birth" story.

He and his wife came to hospital late night with contractions only 5 minutes apart. Leading to this, doctors and nurses have told them that all the tell-tale signs point to a baby girl and thus they've prepared for the coming of another baby girl (toys, room, clothes and all). Nurses advised though that the dilation wasn't big enough to even prepare for birthing. She was made to walk around the hospital to induce it further.

After an hour, she felt it was really time and still the nurses saw otherwise. Frustrated, she SHOUTED she knew it was time and that she's been in that position before and she KNOWS it's time! Frantic, the nursing staff finally called for the resident doctor who then worked to have her water broken.

As soon as that happened, contractions suddenly came much closer apart and she was in such pain. Timed along with the contractions, 1st push and the baby's head pops out and shows itself! Woh! Push 2, half the head is out. Push 3 then Push 4... the baby was out! Less than 15 minutes in labor!

At this point you'd expect the next words spoken after the chaos of birthing would be... "Congratulations, it's a girl". But what was heard next was the dad exclaiming "OH MY GOD IT HAS TESTICLES!!!'

Sure enough, it was a boy and no one expected it! They already have 2 daughters who were waiting patiently for a baby sister but were ecstatic to learn they have a baby brother instead. :)

Was browsing through Craigslist (it's like Buy and Sell classifieds in Pinas) and found this funny entry. He wasn't actually selling or buying anything but a bonafide classified ad nonetheless...

To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?

5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).

6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged.

7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.

9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

:)

WARNING: This might offend some people so I didn't post the video here and instead give you the option to click and watch for yourself.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=v31qxrXsxv0

I have a Wii... so i'm definitely getting Wii Fit now. :)

See this quick poll we saw on our company intranet site... hmm... hard choice. I guess i'd take "n/a"

Hehe.

I should say... the next William Hung-type of American Idol is Pinoy! Presenting Renaldo Lapuz of Reno, Nevada who auditioned in Dallas Texas is the buzz from last night's American Idol show.

Although he was not introduced as being Filipino but accent and name pa lang pinoy na pinoy na.

He wasn't as bad as WH and his song is catchy. Sikat nanaman ang pinoy... sa comedy. :P


Lyrics:
I am your brother
Your best friends forever
Singing the songs, the music that you love

We’re brothers till the end of time
Together or not, you’re always in my heart
You hurt your feelings
And you’ll be running no more